Interesting Dinner Conversation at the Hartman’s

Laura, peering into a paper-wrapped packet – “Dad! Is that weed?!?”
Phil – “No, those are onions.”
Hanna – “Laura, I don’t think Mom and Dad keep weed around here.”
Phil – “Sure we do. I have a 50-pound bag.”
Sara, choking on her wine – “Where exactly do we have 50 pounds of weed?”
Phil – “In the basement.”
Sara, Laura, Hanna, and Ryan stare at Phil incredulously.
Phil, in confusion – “I have a 50-pound sack of wheat in the basement. So what?”

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